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What do Hitler..........


And Obama have in common?



Thats right you guessed it! The both only have one ball! One ball I tell you!

How do I know this? I'll tell you in a minute.

So this means so many bad things for Obama, firstly he is now mostly gay, and walks to the left, it's a balance issue.

Then we get into the problem of guilt by association. So now you will think, Obama, Hitler, one ball, fag, Nazi Community Organizer. See he has quite a problem here. You can't be President if people think you are running around yelling Sig Hiel, with just one ball. Very big image problems here for The O Man.

How do I know all this? I made it up of course, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.