What a waste!

Spitzer or swallows!


Eliot Spitzer, the former Governor of New York, (as of about 45 minutes ago) screwed up royally. So I say it again “What a waste!” Not of brilliant political career, but of $4300!

That’s right $4300 for an hour with a prostitute! I’ll say it again, “What a waste of $4300”

I am not really bothered that the man went to a prostitute, that’s between him and his wife. (Good luck with that Eliot) I am bothered that a supposedly smart man would pay that kind of money for some pussy. I’m sure that $4300 buys you a very beautiful and talented women, but what can a $4300 whore do for you that a $100 whore can’t do just as well. Or $25 if you are not picky about the amount of teeth she has.

So let’s look at this in a quantifiable way. Beside being able to get laid 43 separate times (or 172 depending on preference of dental hygiene) what else could Spitzer have gotten for $4300.

$4300 buys you….a

Sony 48’ Plasma TV

2001 Mercury Sable

4300 beers during happy hour

An Ipod and 4100 downloads from ITune (or 4100 free songs if you pirate them, which I recommend) leaving $4100 for your hooker money, which I recommend.

Or 1433 gallons of gas, no 1983 gallons, no 1834 gallons of gas….I give up, just walk.

You could give the $4300 to the UN Children’s Defense Fund, which will help keep girls in Third World Countries from becoming prostitutes when they grow up. A noble cause. Of give them $300 and keep the rest for your hooker money, which I recommend.

You could donate it to the Hillary Presidential Campaign, but I feel sure some of the money will be used to buy Bill some hooker action, which I recommend, as it will keep him about of trouble.

Or you could give the $4300 to me, I could spend it on a hooker, and post the pictures here on my blog, which I recommend.


See there are a lot of wiser ways to spend $4300. To bad Sptizer never asked me.....

The $25 option.....maybe you should spend the extra $75.


Thanks to Billy for all of the ideas and know how about hookers.