Lets Help Rob Out

Robs Father In-law dropped by his house last night on his way to Florida, and announced that he was going to stay a few days. Wow what a considerate guy.

So I thought that I would take it upon myself to help Rob out of this uncomfortable situation. Here are a few suggestions.

When trying to remover an unwanted in law from the house I find that embarrassing them as a good tactic.

Tactic One: Your Daughter and Sex.

“Dick, your daughter is a screamer you know”

“What do you mean?”

“Loves the dirty talk and a little ass slapping too”

“What the hell are you talking about?!”

“Yep one fine ass on that filly, gets that from her mom I guess”

“By the way how long did you say you were staying”?

Tactic Two: Your Daughter and Sex and the Occult.
(This works great for religious in-laws)

“Hey Dick, I need a little favor”

“Sure thing Son. (as he pats you on the head)

“This is “our” special night if you know what I mean, could you get lost for about an hour?”

Puzzled “An hour, what do you need as hour for”?

“Well it takes about 15 minutes to draw the pentagram on the kitchen floor and summon the demons and another 10 to slaughter the jackal. That gives me about half an hour or so for the demons and I to ravage your sweet child, then clean up the mess. And let me tell you demons make a hell of a mess, but are never around when you need someone to mop up the blood or pick up the entrails…….Better make it two hours.”

“By the way how long did you say you were staying”?


Tactic Three: Your Daughter and Sex and German Shiza Movies

“Hey Dick do you speak German?”

“Yes a little”

“Great, how do I say “Bitch, you will suck it, until I tell you to stop””

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“Oh on the weekend we like to play a little game I like to call “Let’s make German Shiza Movies” and my knowledge of Germen is limited. You don’t know how embarrassing it is to have your wife chained up in the shower, pouring canola oil all over her naked body (Canola, because we are green) and yelling at the top of your lungs in German and forget how to say cocksucker”

“By the way how long did you say you were staying”?


I hope that in some small fashion I have been able to help Rob and his lovely wife. I know having unwanted in-law around the house can add pressure on any relationship. My solutions are simple and direct and will work in almost any case (assuming that your father in-law is not Charles Manson)

I hope that Dick has a pleasant visit with his daughter and her husband Rob the Porn Star.

“By the way how long did you say you were staying”?