Nobody Called Me

How not to start a conversation at your childs birthday party

Ok there was this one eyed hooker from Russia....
Hey look you can see my erection really clearly in these pants....
I don't know about you, but I would pay good money to have sex with a nun......
Look at the tit's on that MILF, I wonder if that is my present.....
The football game is on, when are these little fuckers leaving....

Have a happy Thanksgiving!

Vote for Dennis Kucinich

I was going to do a lot of research about Kucinich, and point out what a retard he is and why we should not vote for him. Because I know you all rely on me for your political opinions. Especially Rob who would vote for Hitler if he thought Adolf would plant more trees and save those polar bears.

But to tell you the truth, and remember that a picture is worth a thousand words, (thus 250 words are worth ¼ of a picture), when I came across this picture I just didn’t need to say anything more.

Enough said.

But then I saw a picture of Mrs. Kucinich, and it started me to thinking. If this pasty skinned demented old fucker, could get a women like this, then maybe, just maybe he would make a hell of a President. If he could talk this women into getting naked with him, then getting the Palestinians’ and the Israelis to make peace should be a breeze.
How Tall is he? 4'2"?
And



This women is HOT! So there most be more to Dennis that meets the eye.

Also, when voting remember Kucinich’s campaign slogan “Strength Through Peace.” And as we all know the bullies in the school yard are not beating the crap out of the peaceful kids, they are always picking on kids that are bigger than them and have a reputation for kicking people’s asses that fuck with them.

A Modest Proposal

As you may know Muslims do not show any picture of Muhammad the Messenger of God (what a great title, I’m so jealous) I think this is a big mistake, but hey, it’s their religion, they can do what ever they want as long as they are not bombing me. (see my other post relating to sex and terrorism)

But back to the point at hand, pictures of Big Mo, it’s a mistake not to show him, look.

See! What a great looking dude, this guy is the poster boy for “cool” Look at that neat hat, and that groovy bath robe he is wearing. Also it’s hard to see but the home boy is wearing Crocs, can’t get much hipper than that. So if I was incharge of recruiting for Islam I would have Big Mo’s face plastered on the side of every bombed out building in the Middle East. But to each his own, I just offer it as a friendly suggestion.

But back to my proposal, since they do not want to show pictures of Muhammad TMOG (love that title) this is a solution that will please everyone. Rather than showing a blasphemous picture of Muhammad the Hipster, what about this picture.


Muhammad Ali, now he is one great dude.