Hey you ASSHOLES let him go!

Alan Graham Johnston (born May 17, 1962) is a journalist working for the BBC. He has been the BBC's correspondent in Uzbekistan, Afghanistan and Gaza. He was kidnapped by an unknown group of Palestinian activists on March 12, 2007. On March 26, his captivity became the longest of a foreigner in Gaza in two years, having been missing two weeks. His captivity has led to many protests in the Palestinian territories, as well as the British government meeting a Hamas member for the first time. On 15 April unconfirmed reports claiming that he had been murdered surfaced, later declared by Palestinian intelligence sources to be false.
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If you have been wondering

Why the slow down on the worlds 5th best blog?

All I can tell you is this. I have been on a secret mission for the CIA.

The mission mostly involves ordering pizza from Papa Johns and calling Al Sharpton in the middle of the night and hanging up. But I'm sure it's vital for our country.

Oh knock at the door, must be more pizza.

Clap On

I keep pretending that all lights can be turned on and off by the "clapper" and then look puzzled when nothing happens, I say, "hmmm must be broken" and just laugh and laugh in my head.

People stare.