How not to start a conversation at your childs birthday party

Ok there was this one eyed hooker from Russia....
Hey look you can see my erection really clearly in these pants....
I don't know about you, but I would pay good money to have sex with a nun......
Look at the tit's on that MILF, I wonder if that is my present.....
The football game is on, when are these little fuckers leaving....

Have a happy Thanksgiving!