Why I am Naked

Staff Get Guide On Nude Sleepwalkers
Updated: 07:09, Thursday October 25, 2007
"Workers at a chain of budget hotels are being given advice on how to deal with naked sleepwalkers. Most sleepwalkers are men. It follows an increase in the number of guests found wandering around in the night with no clothes on. A study by Travelodge found there had been more than 400 cases in the past year, almost all involving men.
Sleep experts blame stress, and lack of sleep for the disorder."

Figures it would be mostly men, there is nothing better than a naked women wondering around a hotel at night. But really, sleep walking naked? Give me a break, I find this hard to believe, it’s sounds more like an excuse guys make up when they are caught walking around naked in the hotel hallways.

This sounds just like something I would say when I got caught naked in a hotel. I hate it when that happens.

But lets face it, if you are caught wondering around naked in a hotel just tell the truth. This is what I would say.

It’s not my fault; my hooker locked me out of the room.
It’s not my fault; your wife locked me out of the room.
It’s not my fault; I’m drunk again.
It’s not my fault; This isn’t my room? I can I stay anyway?
It’s not my fault; I was looking for naked women sleep walkers, I read a blog that said they were all over the place.
It’s not my fault; I’m meeting Williams Burroughs for lunch.
It’s not my fault; Your mom locked me out of the room.

This picture has nothing to do with nude sleepwalking, I just thought she was very enticing, except for that hair.